crystal ball?

During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked,

"Will I be acquitted?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    seen this as a different version, think that one was about the clintons. this will work though

    starred

  • 1 decade ago

    Loved it hun, hehehe

    Have a star

    xxxxxxx

  • smila
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahahhahahahaaa, nice one young lady.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one

    Thanks for the smile!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one babe....lol

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

  • 1 decade ago

    like it...V funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha!! Love it! Thanks for making me laugh xx

  • 1 decade ago

    ROTFLMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahaaa love it .................. pmsl

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