second mortgage?

This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."

"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Hahahahhahaaa, nice one honey, putting thoughts in my head hahahaa

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Doh! sorry had to read it twice then think!

    An excellent one as per usual.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    on form tonight M

  • 1 decade ago

    great one hun hehehe

    Have a star

    xxxxxxxxxx

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaa nice one hun!! lol

  • puma
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    lol am glad i don't have a mortgage .....have a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one babe....lol

  • 1 decade ago

    very good xx

  • itsa o
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

    what a cracker you are

    so is your joke

  • 1 decade ago

    i think u r the sex researcher.................

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