indian names?

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived." Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lmao hence why we are all here

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    LMSUIAO Oh so thats why my birth certificate says "Torn Elastic" LOL

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Age is showing, forgot ot answer!

    Good one.

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  • smila
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahhaaaa, now that was a good one hun pmsl.

  • 1 decade ago

    Goodyear rubber would have prevented that accident.....lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    haaaaaaaaaaha you never can rely on those 'rubber's' can ya!!! What a name! pmsl

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I heard " why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping"?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice one myk

    starred

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

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