Joke:::::::::Little Johnny's mortgage?

One day little Johnny went to his father and asked him if he could buy him a $200.00 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? We can't afford it, wait until Christmas."

Christmas came around and Johnny asked his dad again. His father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high. Sorry, we can't afford it. Ask me again some other time."

"Well, about 2 days later, Johnny was walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father said, "Why are you leaving?"

Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too."

"Damn me if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Hhahahhaaaaa, your on form still i see, pmsl.

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol, a bit tricky if you're not like, a real estate agent or.... a parent......

    But funny! Really funny!

    Well deserved star for you :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHA star for you lol ive heard that before but its funny everytime

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hahaha smart kid...thx for the laughs Dagger my friend.

    star for you...keep em coming

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    very catchy, but excellent!

    Thanks for making my day

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one, Dagger. lol.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    took me a second, that was pretty good

    *star*

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahah

    good one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaaaa nice one hun!!! lol

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