Sexual obsession?

A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex." The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex". Next the doctor draws a... show more A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."

The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.

First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex".

Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex.

Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe thhat you have an obsession with sex."

To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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