No scr*wing joke xx funny or not xxxx?
One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any h*nky-panky.
The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."
The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift.
He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, "Hey, no scr*wing!"
They yell back, "We're not scr*wing!" A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.
Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no scr*wing!"
Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no scr*wing!"
They yell back, "We're not scr*wing!"
Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it.
The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're scr*wing.