a mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender goes "sorry we dont serve your kind" and the mushroom replies "what im a fun-gi'
A philospher orders an egg sandwich and a chicken sandwich. He wanted to see which one came first.
Man #1 is driving really fast down the street when all the sudden he takes a turn and hits man#2 in front of him.
They both pull over to the side and man #2 gets out of his car, really pissed off, and sarts walking towards man #1. As man #2 is walking, Man #1 notices that he is a dwarf.
Man #2 walks traight up to Man #1 and said says, "Listen buddy, I am NOT happy!"
Man #1 says, "then which one are you?"
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