Tell the cheesiest joke you know/ you've ever heard...?

I personally hate cheesy jokes, but my b/f loves them...so I'm wanting to get a little sampler here for his enjoyment.

Make them as cheesy as you want to.

Update:

Good ones! Well...as good as cheesy jokes can get I guess! lol.

Tough to decide so I'll put it to vote. Thanks everyone!! :D

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Whats a fish without an eye?

    A fsh

  • 1 decade ago

    a mushroom walked into a bar and the bartender goes "sorry we dont serve your kind" and the mushroom replies "what im a fun-gi'

    A philospher orders an egg sandwich and a chicken sandwich. He wanted to see which one came first.

    Man #1 is driving really fast down the street when all the sudden he takes a turn and hits man#2 in front of him.

    They both pull over to the side and man #2 gets out of his car, really pissed off, and sarts walking towards man #1. As man #2 is walking, Man #1 notices that he is a dwarf.

    Man #2 walks traight up to Man #1 and said says, "Listen buddy, I am NOT happy!"

    Man #1 says, "then which one are you?"

    Source(s): LOL! on facebook
  • 1 decade ago

    Really... going for the worst jokes of all time here.

    Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

    A: Dam.

    Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

    A: To keep their pants up.

    Q: (To grocer) Do you have "Prince Albert" in a can?

    Grocer: Yes.

    A: Well let him out!

    A fish once got annoyed with a clam. The fish said: "You're shellfish!!"

    Q: How did the horse vote on the assembly bill?

    A: Neigh.

    I'm sorry I subjected you guys to this...

  • 1 decade ago

    An older couple in their 70's were talking one day about nothing really just everyday things . The Husband out of no where tells his wife if I die I want you to put all of our money in my casket so I can take it with me. The wife said half not listening half annoyed oh fine I will. The husband tells her to promise that she would, she finally agrees. A month later the man dies. The lady had told her friend of the promise and being the good friend reminded her and asked " are you really putting all your money in with him?" The wife answers " a promise is a promise", she runs to the car and returns with a spall metal box places it inside the coffin and closes it. Later that day her friend said "Did you really put all your money in there with him" she said" yep WROTE HIM A CHECK."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Whats the difference between a fish and a piano?

    You can't Tuna fish

  • 1 decade ago

    Q: Why does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes?

    A: Bleaaccchh!

    Q: Why did Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

    A: Fo' drizzle.

  • Poopy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Q. If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?

    A. Bagels! (bay gulls)

    Q. What do you call a turtle with no legs?

    A. It doesn't matter what you call it - it's not going to come.

    Hope these help.

  • 1 decade ago

    what do you call a man in a hot tub? stew

    what do you call a man laying at the front door? matt

    what do you call a man in the middle of the ocean? bob

    what do you call a woman with a wooden leg? peggy

    what do you call a woman with two wooden legs? (this ones gonna crack u up!!!)*answer below*

    peggy-peggy hahahah lololol that one kills me every time

  • P.Y.T.
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    well not really cheesy knida mean but hey...life gose on!

    (blonde joke)

    how dose a blonde turn on the light after sex?

    she opens the car door!

    BURN!!! OUCH.

  • 4 years ago

    - What did god say when he made another black child? Damn-it! burnt another one! - Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

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