Tell the cheesiest joke you know/ you've ever heard...?

I personally hate cheesy jokes, but my b/f loves them...so I'm wanting to get a little sampler here for his enjoyment.

Make them as cheesy as you want to.
Update: Good ones! Well...as good as cheesy jokes can get I guess! lol.

Tough to decide so I'll put it to vote. Thanks everyone!! :D
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