Naughty 4-Letter Words?

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

"Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home. Please Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. Come get me, please."

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

24 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    haha omg i was not expecting that

  • 4 years ago

    1. Angst. 2. Skin. 3. Tank. 4. Thin. 5. King.

  • yjnt
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ha , ha ! That was good ! Mama obviously knows her naughty 4-letter words !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've noticed the twenty preceeding responses are willing to

    extend you credit for good humor but have you noticed none have extended you any actual cash?

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • Sounds like he's gonna need a maid or divorce lawyer.

    Either way it is funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol

    I was expecting something quite different.

    Here. Have a star for being so refreshingly different.

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL thats the best you get a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very cute! Hahaha!

  • 1 decade ago

    Pretty good. I did get a laugh out of it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ah..he merried to spoiled woman then..poor guy!!

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.