Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Useless Inventions....?

Useless inventions

1. Non stick Cellotape

2. Solar Powered Flash Light

3. A black highlighter pen

4. Glow in the dark sunglasses

5. Inflatable Anchor

6. Smooth Sandpaper

7. Waterproof sponge

8. Waterproof Teabags

9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

10. Fireproof Matches

11. Fireproof Cigarettes

12. Battery powered Battery Charger

13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes

14. Hand powered Chainsaw

15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

17. A Pedal powered wheelchair

18. Braille Drivers Manual

19. Double sided playing cards

20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

Update:

The thought of these just made me laugh...so...if you laugh please star! ^^

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    lol, loved it. a star for you, thx for the laugh. keep em coming ;)

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    All of it make sense except for number 2 "Solar Powered Flash Light." I mean come on, you charge them up during the day and at night, you can use them. How is that useless, it's smart and you will save a lot of power.

  • NONAME
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I like the glow in the dark sunglasses.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Silent alarm clock! That's what I need! Never be late for school again!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I like the solar powered flashlight one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol those are hillarious! Especially ejector seats for choppers. Ouch! haha

    Thanks :)

  • 12 is a reality -you can buy them .it is a small device with a battery in it.which you can recharge your mobile with in an emergency.

    Source(s): got one.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sry, i didnt really laugh. but those r some strange ideas! hopefully no1 is stupid enuf to invent those! ha ha! (ill give u a star anyway! :P)

  • 1 decade ago

    You forgot wallet-less parents.

  • 1 decade ago

    so true so true...i dont get 9 though 18 was funny

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