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Joke::::"What's your name?"?

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new man.

"John," the new man replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... That's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new man sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

(long pause)

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Hahahahahahahhaha, ultra clean and very child friendly, but still you have me laughing!!!!!!

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  • Linda
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    A Boy Named Sue

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  • .
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    A Star for making me laugh again.

    Loving the new avatar!!

    Ignore the trolls out there babes.

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  • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    Nice one

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  • 1 decade ago

    Like it have a star

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lol this is cute. I'm gonna pass this on. thx for the smiles. star for you Jane. keep posting;)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Excellent, like the avatar?

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha can't call him Darling on a first day-te, too forward

    Source(s): & others be jealous
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good

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  • 1 decade ago

    good one John, you made my otherwise gloomy day bright.

    You get a star!

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