Boys will be boys......?

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went to the back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher... show more A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around,
scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went to the back to find out what
was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the head teacher's office. He was to telephone
his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did the telephone call and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went
to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mother!" she said.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon,
she'd come and pick me up from school."
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