If you could make up your own Guiness World Record to set or break a Guiness World Record, what would it be?

Question

Since people are always doing crazy things and setting records and breaking other records I want to know what record you would set or break. Whoever has the most interesting gets 10 points.

Check these out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_Book_of_Reco...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_world_records

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

Longest time spent on Yahoo Answers

Maybe...Just maybe...

Answer 2

My aunt needs a category - The person who has attended the most funerals! I swear that woman goes to every single funeral that she can! She has gone to 3 in the last 3 days and had 2 more to go to. She not only goes to the funerals and family and friends, but of people she doesn't know. She might go to the funeral of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend! I AM SERIOUS! That's sooooo morbid! In fact, I mentioned to a friend, just yesterday, that she should apply to the GBWR!!

Answer 3

Not to be a party pooper, but I wouldn't do that. The Guiness book is already littered with images of people's stupid collections and zany little non-important feats. I miss the "good 'ol days" of the Guiness Book, when it was just pictures of really tall people, people with huge beards, gigantic twins on mopeds, etc.

Answer 4

I'd set the world record for getting all the teenyboppers on here in Yahoo to start worrying more about their education and less about whether or not they're "fat"!

Source(s): I weep for the future sometimes....

Answer 5

I think it would be to have found the most four-leaf clovers. I have a huge collection of them, and I always wondered how many it would take to beat a record.

Answer 6

I want to see the record of licks a tootsie pop takes before someone gets to the middle.

Answer 7

possibly you should rephrase this, I had to think of two times approximately what you meant. possibly say: i'm attempting to set a guinness international record for the main questions responded. The observe seems threw me somewhat.

Answer 8

How long a young female Hollywood Singer or Actress could stay sober and lady like!

How many kisses could I give Johnny Depp in one hour!

Answer 9

I would set the "Answered Most Questions on Yahoo! Answers"

:-) except I'm not even close

Answer 10

Sexiest man on the planet

wait too late bob already broke it