The Lord works in mysterious ways........?

Honey, I can believe THAT! My ta-tas are headin' south, if ya know what I mean! ;)

Anyhow, this morning when I was getting out of the tub, I thought I had stepped on one of my weiner dogs. Then I realized it was ATTACHED.

Oh Lord, it's gonna be a rough day!

Could this be the Lord moving in a mysterious way?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    When your "hush puppies" get to Australia, I hope you accompany them.. You're fun!

  • The lord moves in mysterious ways is a cop out for i don't really understand the bible

  • Meow
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Yes it could, or it could mean you're a woman, and most women *real ones* have the same affliction. :) PS- If your ta-tas happen to see mine along the way south, can you tell them I've been worried about them and send them back to me? Thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, its the other "G" working on ya honey, not God. lol Sister, you got some serious body flow goin' on. Get a lift, hurry!

    Didn't you insure your body for $1BB or something?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It is so mysterious that absolutely no one knows what it is.

    Source(s): Stenger, God - the Failed Hypothesis
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    something is moving and it isnt the Lord

  • You better do somethin' quick to reign them puppies in! One of them could get hurt! ; )

  • 1 decade ago

    That's from gravity...it's not mysterious.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Just make sure you wash your ******** and all will be well.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    No, but thanks for the laugh.

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