Where can I find the ultra mini Saint Bernards?

I was told they are worth thousands. Here I have been wasting all these years raising mine to be larger. I could have made millions by now selling the mini ones. Do you know where I can find them? Are they really at the pet store next to the teacup Shepherds?
Update: Relax people its a joke. I just wanted to see if the same people that LOVE designer dogs and mini, teacup anything could see how stupid it is. I have Saints because I love the breed. I wouldnt change them for anything.
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