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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

What is your favourite "knock knock" joke?

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Dwayne.

    Dwayne who?

    Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning! (drowning)

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Little old lady.

    Little old lady, who?

    Hey! I didn't know you could yodel!

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Banana.

    Banana who?

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?!

    Orange.

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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  • ya-who
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I don't like knock knock jokes but!

    K K who's there

    will

    will who

    will you accept this check for 4 million bucks.

    Now thats funny I don't care who you are.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Interrupting Pirate

    Interruptin-

    AR AR!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Would you remember me in 20 years?

    Would you remember me in 10 years?

    Would you remember me in 5 years?

    Would you remember me in 5 minutes?

    "Knock, Knock"

    "Who's there?"

    " You didn't remember me!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    there was this guy who worked for a italian restaurant who maked large meatbals, he orderd a 2 meatbals from a rival restaurant right in front of his, too see what his was missing...the delivery guy came too the door and knocked twice : ' knock knock' the guy who orderd said who's there' the delivery guy said the guy with balls bigger than yours...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Just open the door you suspicious bastard.

    Source(s): I wrote it myself- I'm messing with becoming a humor writer.
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  • 1 decade ago

    Knock Knock

    Who's there !

    Disguise !

    Disguise who ?

    Disguise the limit !

    or

    Knock Knock

    Who's there !

    Deduct !

    Deduct who ?

    Donald Deduct

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  • 1 decade ago

    knock knock.

    whos there?

    nobody.

    nobody who?

    ...............

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    stay connected to humonline.com

    nd you can get a lot of jokes there...

    www.humonline.com

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  • 1 decade ago

    the ones i dont have to hear

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