Redneck security device?

Here is what a redneck does to keep away robbers He puts an empty gun on his front porch He puts fake blood stains on the wall with ketchup He leaves a note that says "Dear Bob, I'm out to buy more ammo and another gun. Dont go in the house, i forgot to feed the pitbulls this morning. Be back in 30... show more Here is what a redneck does to keep away robbers

He puts an empty gun on his front porch
He puts fake blood stains on the wall with ketchup
He leaves a note that says
"Dear Bob,
I'm out to buy more ammo and another gun. Dont go in the house, i forgot to feed the pitbulls this morning. Be back in 30 minutes'

i think that would work personally lol
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