Redneck security device?
Here is what a redneck does to keep away robbers
He puts an empty gun on his front porch
He puts fake blood stains on the wall with ketchup
He leaves a note that says
I'm out to buy more ammo and another gun. Dont go in the house, i forgot to feed the pitbulls this morning. Be back in 30 minutes'
i think that would work personally lol
- balloon busterLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
Works for me. :)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I think along with the blood stains he would need a fake detached human limb of some sort soaked in the blood.
- whrldpzLv 71 decade ago
Works for me!! I would scoot off of that porch before the dogs wake up!
- pukaLv 41 decade ago
You should have the word "Fire Marshal Bill" under your photo instead of Bailey. ;-) "saaay you got ah stick ah dynamight...."
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- rss_beattyLv 41 decade ago
Add this line, Now, if we can just keep it from exploding.
- 1 decade ago
hahaahhahahahah it wasnt funny
- Steven TLv 41 decade ago