Redneck security device?

Here is what a redneck does to keep away robbers

He puts an empty gun on his front porch

He puts fake blood stains on the wall with ketchup

He leaves a note that says

"Dear Bob,

I'm out to buy more ammo and another gun. Dont go in the house, i forgot to feed the pitbulls this morning. Be back in 30 minutes'

i think that would work personally lol

7 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Works for me. :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think along with the blood stains he would need a fake detached human limb of some sort soaked in the blood.

  • 1 decade ago

    Works for me!! I would scoot off of that porch before the dogs wake up!

  • puka
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You should have the word "Fire Marshal Bill" under your photo instead of Bailey. ;-) "saaay you got ah stick ah dynamight...."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Add this line, Now, if we can just keep it from exploding.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaahhahahahah it wasnt funny

  • 1 decade ago


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