. asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Joke - Can you unzip my zipper?

Bob goes into the public toilets and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy had no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor bug*er is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Errr, OK, I'll help you.

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"

Bob says, "OK."

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"

Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mould, red rashes and scabs all over it, and it smells dreadful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, which Bob does. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your pri*k?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I'm not touching it!"

28 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    It's all a bit of armless fun isn't it?

    That Bob sounds like a very thoughtful and caring bloke.

    Mind you I think I would have hit the bloke when he took his arms out of his shirt!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahahhahahahah, the best one you've posted tonight without mentioning me hahahahahaha.

  • 1 decade ago

    hhahaha poor bob

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHA! Keep'em coming!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

  • ew. poor bob.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not the sharpest crayon in the box are we ?

  • Teejay
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha nice one. It's probably from getting everyone else to handle it for him. eww!


  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaaaaaaaarrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa was the other guy called smila lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha nice

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