Are YOU an Arminian?

1. Do you watch TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network) other than for comedic reasons? if yes -2 2. Do you regularly "come forward" or feel compelled to "come forward" at the end of a church service when the pastor gives the altar call? if yes -1 3. Do you replace the word 'think' with... show more 1. Do you watch TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network) other than for comedic reasons? if yes -2

2. Do you regularly "come forward" or feel compelled to "come forward" at the end of a church service when the pastor gives the altar call? if yes -1

3. Do you replace the word 'think' with the word 'feel' when using a sentence? (ie. "I feel that the answer to the question is true.") if yes -1

4. Do you now carry, or have in your possession, any Jack Chick tracts? if yes -1

5. When Billy Graham or Jack Van Impe speaks does what they say elicit an emotional response? if yes -1

6. Do you feel compelled to fast when you are searching for "God's will"? if yes -1

7. Do you attend a "seeker service"? if yes -1

8. Does your church push whatever is the newest bestselling “christian” book. For example, has your pastor asked you or the church to be “Purpose Driven” if yes -1

9. Do you feel compelled to attend Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1

10. Is your pastor a graduate of either Fuller or Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1

11. Do you consider Hank Hanegraaff a theologian? if yes -2

12. Do you listen to Charles Stanley or any radio broadcast hosted by Campus Crusade for Christ? if yes -1

13. Does your pastor make his sermon points either rhyme or start with the same letter? if yes -1

14. Did you read any of the "Left Behind" books or watch the movie? if yes -1

15. Do you listen to any radio broadcast that is affiliated with Focus on the Family? if yes -1

16. Are you a Dispensationalist-Futurist? if yes -2

17. Do you have any Max Lucado books in your personal library? if yes -1

18. Do you feel guilty and believe you could have done more if a loved one or close friend has died without "accepting Christ" as his/her savior? if yes -1

19. Do you have a fish decal on your car, or any other bumper sticker that tells people to get saved or go to hell? if yes -1

20. Does your pastor use extended draws at the end of sentences when he is preaching a sermon? ( ie. Praise the Lord..a, Praise God..a, amen....a) if yes -1

21. Do you have any books by Bill Hybels in your personal library? if yes -1

22. Do you attend any church that's name begins with "United"? if yes -2

23. Have you ever had a leg or finger lengthened at a "healing" service? Or does anyone at your church ever ask if you have “sin in your life? if yes -1

24. Do you use the word "anointed" on a regular/semi-regular basis? if yes -1

25. Do you now, or have you in the past, spoken in tongues? if yes -1

26. Have you ever heard of the following people? A.W. Pink, Jonathan Edwards, Charles Spurgeon, John Knox, John Calvin, Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King jr.) If no -1

27. Do you agree with, and promote the writings of Charles Finney? if yes -2

28. Does your church use a big screen in order to display images during a church service? if yes -1 If your church has a “praise band” -3

29. Have you ever said "Jesus loves you" to a perfect stranger? if yes -1

30. Do you wear a WWJD bracelet? if yes -1

31. Do you use the word "just" many times in prayer? (ie. "I just ask for a pleasant day and just help dad get well, and please just bless those around me....etc). The word "just" is used in many Arminian prayers, typically in Charismatic circles. if yes -1

32. Do you believe that, in your walk of faith, you may have lost your salvation a time or two? if yes -1

33. Do you attend a Roman Catholic church? (if yes then deduct 10 points. This would place you in the Pelagian circle of faith, you have passed the normal Arminian heresy and gone straight into the blatantly Antichrist camp.)

34. Do you believe Norm Geisler is a theologian? (this sentence is an oxymoron) if yes -4

35. Are you a member of Promise Keepers? if yes -1

36. Have you attended a Joyce Meyer's conference? if yes -1 Did you leave “refreshed” if yes -5

37. Do you attend an Evangelical Free church? if yes -2

38. Do you believe that Christ died for every single person that has lived or will live in the future? if yes -2

39. Do you feel the “tithe” is a NT law, but the 2nd and 4th commandments do not apply anymore? if yes -1

40. Does your historical “christian” perspective go back longer than the birth of the Charismatic movement? if no -1

41. Do you raise your hands during a church service? if yes -1

42. Do you watch Oprah? if yes -1 ( you may think this has no bearing on the test, but you would be wrong.)

43. Do you rebuke hurricanes and storms? If yes -1

44. Do you believe that most of the troubles of mankind can be traced back to generational curses and omnipresent demons? ie. Do you believe that there is a "demon of alcohol or tobacco" making people sin? if so -1. If you do not know what the word "omnipresent" is then -2.

45. Do you believe that all references to the word "wine" in the Bible is actually referring to grape juice? if so then -1

46. Do you believe the word "World" in John 3:16 refers to every living being from past to future? if so then -1

47. Do you carry John 3:16 signs to sporting events? If so then please stop it, and - 1.

48. Do you believe that God is rooting for the team that has the most Christians at sporting events? if so then -1 If you believe the President is a “strong Christian” -5.

49. Do you believe Christian bookstores are actually Christian? if so then -1

50. Do you believe that "predestination" is in the Bible? if not then -1

51. Does your church recommend the book "The prayer of Jabez"? If so then -2

52. Do you listen to any radio station owned by the Crawford Broadcast company? If so then -1

53. Do you subscribe to "Christianity Today" or "Charisma" magazine? If so then -2

54. Do you attend a church that has the word "Life" or "World" in the name? If so then -2. If the word “River” or “Harvest” is in the name -2. If any 2 of these words is in the name -5.

55. Do you plan to, or have you in the past, attended a Bill Gothard seminar? If so then -1

56. Do you hold to any part of the dietary laws in the Old Testament? If yes then -1

57. Do you attend "Women of Virtue" conferences? If so then deduct 1

58. Do you think Dave Hunt is a theologian? if so then -3

59. Have you ever said, “Doctrine divides”? Or have you ever agreed with someone that Doctrine isn’t important? if so then -2

60. Do you attend a church that only has the Lords Supper once a year, or not at all? if so then -1

61. Have you ever said, “Well, everyone has their own interpretation”? Or have you ever refused to discuss doctrine because “people can make the Bible say anything” if so then -1

62. Do you feel anger well up in you when someone rejects Christmas or Easter as pagan? -1

63. Do you think that smoking or drinking is a sin, but think that anyone who keeps the Sabbath or refuses to have pictures of Christ is a legalist? -2

64. Do you think that “the Church” is a place that you go? -1

65. Have you ever rejected one scripture (or set of scriptures) because you have a “counter scripture” that balances it out? -2

66. Do you have a “Free Will”? -3 if “yes”, then go to the moon right now, or just hover off the ground for 30 minutes. If you are not able to… -2 more.

67. Do you want your children (or yourself) to have “high self-esteem”? -1

68. Do you ever use the term Pride (or proud) in a positive way? If yes -1

69. Do you think that it is un-Christian to have weapons (or use them)? If so -3

70. Do you think that Romans 13 means that you have to obey the government no matter what? If yes -2

71. Do you think that having a “Christian Worldview” means just going to church and talking about Jesus at work? If yes -1

72. Do you think the “Passion” is a Christian movie and is likely to “bring people to Christ”? If so, -2

73. Have you read “George Bush, a man of Faith?” or “The Faith of George Bush”? If yes -2.

74. Do you hate Democrats and vote Republican because it is “better than the alternative”? If yes, -1

75. Do you hate Republicans and vote Democrat because it is “better than the alternative”? if yes, -1

76. Do you think that “Prayer in Schools” is a critical issue for Christians? If so, -1 (If you think that the authorization for ‘public schools’ is in the Bible then -3)


Ok, let’s see how you did. If your total is more than -5, you are either a full scale Arminian, or you are on your way. But it is still not too late for you to be given repentance… pray about it.
Update: 1. Do you watch TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network) other than for comedic reasons? if yes -2 2. Do you regularly "come forward" or feel compelled to "come forward" at the end of a church service when the pastor gives the altar call? if yes -1 3. Do you replace the word 'think' with... show more 1. Do you watch TBN (Trinity Broadcast Network) other than for comedic reasons? if yes -2

2. Do you regularly "come forward" or feel compelled to "come forward" at the end of a church service when the pastor gives the altar call? if yes -1

3. Do you replace the word 'think' with the word 'feel' when using a sentence? (ie. "I feel that the answer to the question is true.") if yes -1

4. Do you now carry, or have in your possession, any Jack Chick tracts? if yes -1

5. When Billy Graham or Jack Van Impe speaks does what they say elicit an emotional response? if yes -1

6. Do you feel compelled to fast when you are searching for "God's will"? if yes -1

7. Do you attend a "seeker service"? if yes -1

8. Does your church push whatever is the newest bestselling “christian” book. For example, has your pastor asked you or the church to be “Purpose Driven” if yes -1
Update 2: 9. Do you feel compelled to attend Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1 10. Is your pastor a graduate of either Fuller or Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1 11. Do you consider Hank Hanegraaff a theologian? if yes -2 12. Do you listen to Charles Stanley or any radio broadcast hosted by Campus... show more 9. Do you feel compelled to attend Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1

10. Is your pastor a graduate of either Fuller or Dallas Theological Seminary? if yes -1

11. Do you consider Hank Hanegraaff a theologian? if yes -2

12. Do you listen to Charles Stanley or any radio broadcast hosted by Campus Crusade for Christ? if yes -1

13. Does your pastor make his sermon points either rhyme or start with the same letter? if yes -1

14. Did you read any of the "Left Behind" books or watch the movie? if yes -1

15. Do you listen to any radio broadcast that is affiliated with Focus on the Family? if yes -1

16. Are you a Dispensationalist-Futurist? if yes -2

17. Do you have any Max Lucado books in your personal library? if yes -1

18. Do you feel guilty and believe you could have done more if a loved one or close friend has died without "accepting Christ" as his/her savior? if yes -
Update 3: 19. Do you have a fish decal on your car, or any other bumper sticker that tells people to get saved or go to hell? if yes -1 20. Does your pastor use extended draws at the end of sentences when he is preaching a sermon? ( ie. Praise the Lord..a, Praise God..a, amen....a) if yes -1 21. Do you have any books... show more 19. Do you have a fish decal on your car, or any other bumper sticker that tells people to get saved or go to hell? if yes -1

20. Does your pastor use extended draws at the end of sentences when he is preaching a sermon? ( ie. Praise the Lord..a, Praise God..a, amen....a) if yes -1

21. Do you have any books by Bill Hybels in your personal library? if yes -1

22. Do you attend any church that's name begins with "United"? if yes -2

23. Have you ever had a leg or finger lengthened at a "healing" service? Or does anyone at your church ever ask if you have “sin in your life? if yes -1

24. Do you use the word "anointed" on a regular/semi-regular basis? if yes -1

25. Do you now, or have you in the past, spoken in tongues? if yes -1

26. Have you ever heard of the following people? A.W. Pink, Jonathan Edwards, Charles Spurgeon, John Knox, John Calvin, Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King jr.) If no -1
Update 4: 27. Do you agree with, and promote the writings of Charles Finney? if yes -2 28. Does your church use a big screen in order to display images during a church service? if yes -1 If your church has a “praise band” -3 29. Have you ever said "Jesus loves you" to a perfect stranger? if yes -1 30.... show more 27. Do you agree with, and promote the writings of Charles Finney? if yes -2

28. Does your church use a big screen in order to display images during a church service? if yes -1 If your church has a “praise band” -3

29. Have you ever said "Jesus loves you" to a perfect stranger? if yes -1

30. Do you wear a WWJD bracelet? if yes -1

31. Do you use the word "just" many times in prayer? (ie. "I just ask for a pleasant day and just help dad get well, and please just bless those around me....etc). The word "just" is used in many Arminian prayers, typically in Charismatic circles. if yes -1

32. Do you believe that, in your walk of faith, you may have lost your salvation a time or two? if yes -1

33. Do you attend a Roman Catholic church? (if yes then deduct 10 points. This would place you in the Pelagian circle of faith, you have passed the normal Arminian heresy and gone straight into the blatantly Antichrist camp.)
Update 5: Ok, let’s see how you did. If your total is more than -5, you are either a full scale Arminian, or you are on your way. But it is still not too late for you to be given repentance… pray about it.
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