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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Poems written by husband to wife OR vise versa..Lmfao..!?

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand , it got washed away

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack.

******

God saw me hungry, he created pizza

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi

He saw me in dark, he created light

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

******

Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.

******

The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

*STAR IF YOU LIKE;-)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    thanks for that, you have put a smile on my face for sure keep it up am proud of you

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol, this was hilarious! Ya, but I like the wife to husband version better. Got a star from me

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaha! I burst out laughing! This is sooooo funny! A star you deserve!

  • 1 decade ago

    OK, snarky beyond belief, but a nice morning laugh (Hmmm. A new greeting card line?)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Amusing.

  • 1 decade ago

    until I met you , my life was going nowhere.

    You have given me my inspiration to better myself

    You are my lover and best friend

    sole mates forever

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha! Those are so funny! Have a star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! i have a feeling you`re filipino! ive read these in text messages! but they are still funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehehe, very funny, star awarded.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol @ mental hospital

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