Indecent obsession?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group-therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. He observed, "You all have obsessions." To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your child Candy." He turned to the second mum. "Your... show more A psychiatrist was conducting a group-therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

He observed, "You all have obsessions."

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your child Candy."

He turned to the second mum. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mum. "Your obsession is alcohol. This is apparent from the fact that you named your child Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy in the hand and whispered, "Come on, D*ck, we're going home."
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