indecent obsession?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group-therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

He observed, "You all have obsessions."

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your child Candy."

He turned to the second mum. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mum. "Your obsession is alcohol. This is apparent from the fact that you named your child Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy in the hand and whispered, "Come on, D*ck, we're going home."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LMSIAO Was she that Russian Hooker "Ivanna Strapadiktony" by any chance

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  • Jeni R
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Very funny 10/10 hehe I gave you a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Brilliant!!! Thanx 4 the chuckle

    :) xx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yahoooooooooooo !!!

    That's a good one...

    I hate ps .ps..psyko.. psychiatrists too,

    I cannot even spell them right...

    I think I have to star U up!!!

    Aaron Moses Freud.

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    At least it was a psychiatrist, God knows what a psychologist would have made of that?

  • smila
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahaha,pmsl, where can i find the forth mother hahaha,

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The 4th mom also had a son named Willy.hehahehaheh lol.....

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe I shouldn't have named my son Cochran.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa mistress of the jokes tonight pmsl

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