Q. Whats the difference...?

Q. Wots the didderence between a Social Worker and a Rotweiler?

A. You have a better chance of getting your child back from a Rotweiler.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    ive starred this one ron lol

  • Black
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

    A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

    Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

    A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

    Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

    A: A good start!

    Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

    Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

    A: Not enough sand.

    Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

    A: To practice.

    A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"

    The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

    Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?

    A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

    Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?

    A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

    Q: What?s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

    A: The lawyer charges more.

  • H
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Despite the bad press, I think Rottweilers are less likely to go near your kids in the first place.

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    as nelson says ha-ha

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  • 1 decade ago

    Ha!

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh--cruel humor!!!

    Source(s): Personal opinion.
  • 1 decade ago

    dats pish

  • Beau R
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    More truth then joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    thats really true not really a joke

  • 1 decade ago

    wow

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