A Quick Chuckle?

A big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of the bar, was Boudreaux, a skinny little Cajun, who was VERY drunk. Boudreaux slammed his hand on the bar and said, "Give dat ballerina a drink!"

Thibodeaux, the bartender, a close friend of Boudreaux's, poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing her hairy armpit, and asked, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, Boudreaux slapped his hand down on the bar and said, "Give dat ballerina anudder drink!"

Update:

Thibodeaux, finally approached Boudreaux and asked, "Boudreaux mah frien', I know it's your bidness of course if you want to buy dat lady a drink, but how come ya'll keep callin' her a ballerina?"

Boudreaux replied, "Thibodeaux, to me, any woman who can lift her leg dat high has got to be a ballerina".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    hilarious i am still laughing!!

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  • 4 years ago

    OMG hahahahahahahahaha lol great you gotta post this one on the group to

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  • 1 decade ago

    That is totally funny!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg LOL

    rotfl

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not my favorite, but still pretty funny!:)

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  • 1 decade ago

    very funny. hahahahehehehehahahahehehehehahaha

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  • 1 decade ago

    good job... another one to add to my joke book

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  • maniac
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    goood one

    should i give you a star???

    it was hillarious!!!

    i really liked it!!!

    hhhhhmmmmmm........

    what the hell- have a star!!!

    cheers!!

    keep em coming!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    well done

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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