Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

I SWEAR i'm not perverted..?

ok well i GOT TO release myself but i reeeaaallly don't wanna do it right now...i wanna save it for tonight...

but im sooooo h0rny!!!

i swear this is a serious question...

what can i do it calm down? and how can i make my release amazing tonight?

Update:

i wish i had a gf err

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    LOL Cold shower and think of your grandma! LOL LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    5 very swift open handed slaps to those two fellows down there will take your mind off of things for a while. It works for me.

  • 1 decade ago

    Get a grip on yourself! Wait I shouldn't say it that way. Take a cold shower and hit your thumb with a hammer. Better yet, take care of yourself and you may be better tonight!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    cold shower or try thinking of something to get your mind off of it. like thinking about something nasty. watch dirty jobs with mike rowe. it is on now and my husband loves it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Think your have it rough,Read some of the posted sites, then you will be smiling, lonely yes===drama no.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Cold shower.

    ek.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cold shower/ ice pack

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    stick it in iced water

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