Whats the difference between $hit and Shinola?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    The Difference Between **** and Shinola:

    Clearly Defined, Once and For All

    SHINOLA ****

    Shoe polish. Bodily waste.

    No longer manufactured. Manufactured by every animal on earth at least once a day.

    Comes in a can. Doesn't come in a can but you can put it there.

    Pleasant, fruity odor Unpleasant, poop-like odor

    People don't care if you have Shinola on your shoes. Most people admire shiny shoes. People are offended and make funny faces when you have **** on your shoes.

    Contributed to the end of the Cold War Helped spread the Black Plague

    Repels aliens. Repels aliens.

    If you hold a piece of Shinola in your hand and turn around four times chanting, "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!" you will be transported to a magical paradise where all the boys look like Weezer and cream cheese has no calories. If you hold a piece of **** in your hand and turn around four times chanting, "I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!" your hand will get dirty.

    Emily Dickinson wrote poems glorifying Shinola. Jonathan Swift wrote poems glorifying ****.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I was going to come up with a smartarse response, but Ashley really topped this one.

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  • 1 decade ago

    $hit is rank nasty brown stuff that comes out the bottom of someone's rectum. $hinola is the act of $hitting on someone's forehead.

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