Knights of the round table...!?
When he returns he lines up all his knights and tells them to drop their pants. All of the knights except one have half their dick lopped off. Arthur said, "You have disgraced the knights of the round table, Go away, and may I never see you again." He comes to the remaining knight Sir Lancelot and says, "For your loyalty, I will give you half of my empire. Lancelot said, "Fank you thirr."