a pretty date?

a young man brought his pretty date over to his parents for dinner.the lady had real bad gas and knew this was going to be a long night.as she sat fighting the pain in her stomach one slipped out.she thought for sure she would get stares,instead the father turned down to the dog under her legs and yelled his name,oscar.oscar gave the classic pitiful look and laid back down.whew she thought.as dinner went on more slipped out,and of course,oscar got blamed.laughter and conversation carried on,and so did the farting.poor oscar.finally, after desert the lady let one more go,loud,oscar!the father yelled,get away from that lady before she craps all over you.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lmfao this is the funniest joke i heard all day no friggin lie lol. i love it. Ahh lol omg im not gonna get over it. I needeed this laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    Quite funny!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha that's funny!so he knew all along!lmao u get a star !

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha! Funny stuff...

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaa this was funny!!

  • 1 decade ago

    thats sooooooooo funny!!!!! lol i really did not see that coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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