Why did Elvira give the Oakridge Boys heartburn?

"Elvira, my heart's on fire for Elvira"....

you reckon she had some Tums for them or sumthin'?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    she was just a HUNK-A-HUNK OF BURNING LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    She was the chef at a restaurant the guys used to frequent. They used to order the house special, "El chile nuclear radiactivo mortal." It was bad for them, but they couldn't resist. As a matter of fact, the whole "boom papa mow mow" is burped, not sung. That's how serious the chili was.

  • 1 decade ago

    Is English a second language for you ???

    The "Heart on fire" is a metaphor for extreme feelings for another person......

    But I feel like my leg is being pulled.

  • 1 decade ago

    Might have been her lips...like cherry wine. I suppose they couldn't handle the wine.

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  • 1 decade ago

    diddy-wop a doo-wop-a doo-wop, a mawe mawe..

    gives me heartburn EVERY time...lol

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