Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Will you come to my Creation Museum?

Will you come to my museum after a jog?

Will you come during a fog?

Will you come on a plane

Will you come if you're mentally insane?

Will you come to see the dinos?

Will you bring your little albinos?

Will you come on a train?

Will you come with menstruel pain?



12 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I would not visit in a box.

    I would not visit with a fox*.

    I would not visit that damn museum.

    I have integrity - an atheist I am!

    Source(s): *Unless that fox was Beyonce. See my earlier question for reference.;_ylt=AmHWQ...
  • I will come with bible in hand

    I will put my head in sand

    I will learn to quote the twaddle

    In the aisles I will not dawdle...

    So I can be learned and taught

    about the" lord gods" silly plot

    Coming here is very nice

    Please put my head into a vice...

  • 1 decade ago

    Only if I needed a laugh. I'd get kicked out right there in front of Adam, Eve and their pet pteradactyl.

  • Would you come with Abe Lincoln muttonchops?

    Would you come with your moms and pops?

    Will you give me undeserved money?

    Will you look at the exhibit of man with dinosaurs, it's so funny?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I will not go there on a train,

    I will not go with menstrual pain,

    I won't go when I get my pay,

    I will not go there any day!

    I do not like Creation Museums

    I do not like them...hmm...hmm...eum.

  • 1 decade ago

    Send us the plane fare

    And the train fare

    And I STILL wouldn't be there

  • 1 decade ago



    If the stewardess helps

    Of course (best way to enjoy it)

    As long as they're not winos

    And my massive mulattos

    Been there done that

    Sure I'll bring my girlfriend

  • 1 decade ago

    A H YES...I'm tOo drUnK...MayBe


    Menstrual pain" No way...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    As long as I don't have to pay to get in.

  • 1 decade ago

    Is there a dumb down drug I can take first?

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