Anonymous asked in Society & CultureOther - Society & Culture · 1 decade ago

What is the best ,or worst , excuse you've used to get out of work?

What are some creative, or uncreative excuses you used to get out of a days work. Did it work or not?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I called in and said I had anal glaucoma - I can't see my *** going to work! It worked, but then again we have personal days that we can take regardless if we are really sick or not...

  • 1 decade ago

    My sister was a manager in a store and one of the saleswomen called in one day (she had a history of calling out everyother Friday to be with her BF) and one excuse she used was she had "explosive diarrhea."

    Wish I could I say I was kidding, but I'm not o_O'

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