Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

what is some good gifts i can buy for my wife and my 8 girlfriends?

i only got 12 dollers.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Nothing, you're probably all they need.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get seven girlfriends and your wife a dollar lottery ticket each, and your favorite girlfriend four. Lets see 8+4=12.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow, like alot of the other ppl...condoms, cuz seriously what would u do if u got ur wife AND all ur gfs prego ? if u only have 12 dollars, ull never make it with one baby let alone 9...

    Source(s): fuckin sicko...
  • 1 decade ago

    Get your wife a grilled stuffed burrito at Taco Bell (she IS you wife after all) then get the other girls some Cinnamon twists... That should cover it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    You better spend the whole $12 on the wife...otherwise, you might have only eight girlfriends...

  • 1 decade ago

    well first, play the lottery so u can get more money.

    Then take all your money, buy your wife a divorce, and your girlfriends EPT, and STD home test kids at Wal-Mart.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    how about you save up. Buy the girlfriends memberships to eharmony.com and buy your wife a divorce. They'll all thank you for it.

  • 1 decade ago

    bus fare to the free clinic for all 9 of you so you all can get tested for all the possible diseases/std's under the sun. every dr's office has the candy/lollipop bowl in the reception area, so you can get free candy too! please don't be greedy and leave candy for the other patients too. lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Bus fare out of the trailer park?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get a real life because the one thats coming your way is all down hill

  • happy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    On that kind of budget, I think you can forget about buying but maybe you can hand make them instead. The gesture would be appreciated very much by the ladies as its the thought that counts.

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