they walk among us?

oh yes they do. and boy do i run into a lot of them a day lmao!

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane ................They Walk Among Us

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door..........They Walk Among Us

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."..............They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."...........They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk................They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied

2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount................They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"..............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces;

I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."............... Yep, They Walk Among Us! They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and .they VOTE!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    FANTASTIC!!!! This posting is the best I've read to date. Yes they do indeed walk among us. I bought a pie with sauce yesterday, it cost $3.50. I handed the girl $4.00, after checking with her calculator she handed me $1.50 change and said "I think that is right" Even after I told her that she only should give me .50 cents, she still looked confused!....They walk among us and God help us; they do vote. lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Things that make you go Humm..

    If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) (How'd they figure this out, and why?) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig thing) (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did taxpayers pay for this research??) Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?) A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. (Creepy) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the....) (Well, at least pigs get a break there...) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have any brains. (I know some people like that too.) After reading all these, all I can say is............. Lucky Pigs...

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  • john
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I almost choked with the third one and I'm the college computer room and I study in a Japanese college so you can imagine how ashamed I am feeling right now.

    good luck and good jokes.

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha!!!just awesome!! u deserve more than 1 star for this!!

    the 20% discount thing happened with me too once!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent quality jokes but they actually do tell us something:

    (a)these things actually do happen

    (b) Common sense is not so COMMON!!!!!!!!

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  • amy
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Haha thanks for the laugh, i wish i ran into these people that give out extra money!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I am confined to a wheelchair

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  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome!

    : )

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  • hannie
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    amazing!!

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