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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

I'm looking to buy a stairway to Heaven. How much is it going to cost me?

;)

Update:

The correct answer is "Dear lady, can't you hear the wind blow, and did you know? Your stairway lies on the whispering wind."

But I'll accept any answers making references to the almighty Zep as well. :D

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  • Tim 47
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    It will cost you one dream, and it won't be a stairway, it will be a ladder.

    Genesis 28:10 And Jacob continued on his way out from Be´er-she´ba and kept going to Ha´ran. 11 In time he came across a place and set about spending the night there because the sun had set. So he took one of the stones of the place and set it as his head supporter and lay down in that place. 12 And he began to dream, and, look! there was a ladder stationed upon the earth and its top reaching up to the heavens; and, look! there were God’s angels ascending and descending on it.

  • I got one I'll give you for free.

    Believe in YHWH.

    OH that Stairway... Heh my bad.

    Theres a lady whos sure

    All that glitters is gold

    And shes buying a stairway to heaven.

    When she gets there she knows

    If the stores are all closed

    With a word she can get what she came for.

    Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven.

    Theres a sign on the wall

    But she wants to be sure

    cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.

    In a tree by the brook

    Theres a songbird who sings,

    Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

    Ooh, it makes me wonder,

    Ooh, it makes me wonder.

    Theres a feeling I get

    When I look to the west,

    And my spirit is crying for leaving.

    In my thoughts I have seen

    Rings of smoke through the trees,

    And the voices of those who standing looking.

    Ooh, it makes me wonder,

    Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

    And its whispered that soon

    If we all call the tune

    Then the piper will lead us to reason.

    And a new day will dawn

    For those who stand long

    And the forests will echo with laughter.

    If theres a bustle in your hedgerow

    Dont be alarmed now,

    Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

    Yes, there are two paths you can go by

    But in the long run

    Theres still time to change the road youre on.

    And it makes me wonder.

    Your head is humming and it wont go

    In case you dont know,

    The pipers calling you to join him,

    Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,

    And did you know

    Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

    And as we wind on down the road

    Our shadows taller than our soul.

    There walks a lady we all know

    Who shines white light and wants to show

    How evrything still turns to gold.

    And if you listen very hard

    The tune will come to you at last.

    When all are one and one is all

    To be a rock and not to roll.

    And shes buying a stairway to heaven.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A stair way to Heaven will cost you so little,But are you willing to really purchase this stair way it will require a lot of heart. The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or touched it must be felt with the heart, are you ready to Praise,Seek,Worship,Trust,and Thank our God for all of your Happy,Difficult,Quite and Painful Moments no matter what situation? Can you really give all of yourself to Jesus and ask him to forgive you of your sins? If you have this much Love for Jesus then you are ready to purchase the Stair Way to Heaven. Your Receipt will be stamped Paid in Full for your love of Jesus,Plus you will be given a Credit for early payment and receive eternal life with your purchase . Jesus Loves You!!!!

    Source(s): Jesus!!!
  • 1 decade ago

    I'll trade you my stairway for a tangerine flavored hotdog. But don't use it in the rain, fool.

    Source(s): Moby Dick
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  • 1 decade ago

    Well I can't say for sure. I know this much. Falwell sure lived good. Do you think the hate he preached to his hate filled followers got that stairway for giving him a incredibly rich lifestyle?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The rings of smoke through the trees

  • 1 decade ago

    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

    It's just a sprinkling for the may queen.

    Source(s): The mighty Led Zepplin
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    sometimes r wants and needs r not worth the effort

  • mxlj
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    the cost is free. salvation is offered through Jesus for everyone.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's completely free. Ask and it is given (but you have to be open to receive it).

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