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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

I need a funny gift idea for a 60th birthday?

Ok. He's a lawyer. Bigtime. He can drink his weight in Dewars, and he plays guitar/sings Jimmy Buffet style. Rude, crude, and downright dirty ideas are welcome! It needs to be able to be mailed (and he's my uncle, so nothing $exual, please).

Update:

Haha---tell me where these elephant thongs are....

And Jimmy Buffet has already collaborated with and recorded one of his songs for his autobiographical movie 'Margaritaville'--but that's good.

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  • Ron
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    How about a box of depends, and a new liver..........

  • 1 decade ago

    Get Jimmy Buffet to sign a guitar pik

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Have you seen the board games like Shots and Ladders?

    I have also seen a couple good gag gifts:

    A cane that doubles as a 'wee wee' holder for older men

    a belt with three plastic baskets in the front and a ball on a string (kind of like the ice cream cone game), but you have to swing your hips.

    Try Spencer's gifts, they have a couple good things.

  • 1 decade ago

    Everybody knows the bones,

    Just had to find a way

    Everybody know what I'm talkin 'bout,

    That's how I'll get an A

    My body's many parts

    And this is where it starts

    Phalenges I have ten,

    And Medditarsals then

    I got some tarsals too,

    I'll put them in my shoes

    The Fibula is next,

    According to my text

    Then comes the tibia,

    That ain't no fibia

    And now I'm up to my knee

    Yeah,Yeah,Yeah

    Thats the petela to me

    We're doin' the bone dance

    We study the answers

    Again and again till I get it right

    We're doing the bone dance

    Ya dance and you'll learn it

    And we won't mess up this test

    We'll get it perfect

    When I milk the cow,

    On uncle Earl's farm

    I use the ulna bone,

    That is in my arms

    Moo Yah!!!!!

    And now I take it home, with the Parital bone

    It might be crazy,

    But we learn that way

    Temporal and Frontal too

    And now we're finally through

    That makes two hundred and six

    I found a way that clicks

    (chant)

    Bone thugs in the house

    We're doin' the bone dance

    Ya study the answers,

    Again,and again till I get it right

    We're doin' the bone dance

    Ya dance and you'll learn it

    And we won't mess up this test

    We'll get it perfect

    WORD!

    sing this song for his bday and look it up on the internet type .

    www.youtube.com and than type into (once you get to youtube) bone dance

    and you'll learn the rythem

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  • 1 decade ago

    If he's rude and crude he will enjoy one of those joke thongs. Hilarious and went over well for my dirty old grandpa. I got him the elephant

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Depends® undergarments

    Source(s): I use them recreationally
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A small pair of sizzors for cutting ear & nose hair. (Usually found on the elderly community.)

  • 1 decade ago

    get him a 3 litter bottle of tequila, or w/e just look for the biggist bottle of hard alcohol

  • Wendy
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ~ I was going to say a box of condoms, until I saw ".... nothing sexual"

    ~ Send one single raisin, in a posh ring box. On the card, say " I found you a mate "

    ~ * ~

  • 1 decade ago

    Give who-evr a grave stone.

    Source(s): ?
  • 1 decade ago

    Get him roller skates

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