Blind Man and Blonde Joke?

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, you should know something.The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it nine times."

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  • Oops
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Funny

  • Bet
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey been posted before but the joke is still entertaining.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    And I thought Charles Bronson starred in "death wish", and I"m not blond..

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  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome lol.

  • Inday
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Whoa!!! nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice...that's for each blonde in the audience!!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

  • lol!!!!!!! ha....

  • 1 decade ago

    neat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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