Time to go home.....?

A buisnessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double vodka on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then he orders the bartender to prepare another double vodka. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring him another double vodka.

The bartender says, "Look buddy, I`ll bring ya` vodkas all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.?"

The customer replies, "Im peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then i know its time to go home.!!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Very good - Tell me another one..!!..xx

  • 1 decade ago

    10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    haha nice 1

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Marriage sucks.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not bad at all Ruth, have a star!

    Any more like that?

  • 1 decade ago

    Aaaahhhhhh Good one. I liked that one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Poor man, good joke!

  • Jim
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Lol, thanks that was a really good one, must tell my vicar he will love it, but I will probably get thumped by his wife.

  • 1 decade ago

    good bye my friend sleep tight

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