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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMovies · 1 decade ago

Lyrics to 1982's Pirate Movie?

Does anyone know a web site that has the complete lyrics to the Modern Major General's song? would prefer the comedy style of the song, not the original Pirates of Pinzance one.

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i need the lyrics i can get the songs by dvd.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    This one is from "The Pirate Movie"

    sung by Bill Kerr and Company

    the site is- www.lyrics.net/songteksten/61661

    The Modern Major General's Song-

    I am the very model of a modern major general,

    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,

    From Marathon to Waterloo and inorder categorical

    I'm very well acquainted with matters mathematical,

    I understand equations both the simple and quadratical

    About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news,

    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

    (With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse)

    I am very good at intrical and differential calculus,

    I know the scientific names of beings animalculus

    In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

    I am the very model of a modern major general

    (In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

    He is the very model of a modern major general)

    I comprehend contemporary culture North American

    I straighten more piratical erections than Bo Derek and,

    I'm in to EST and all the rest, I've undergone analysis,

    I've jumped beyond the gravitude to permanent paralysis

    My muse is into music, but my credit I'll not trouble you,

    From R&B to S&M, cross over C&W,

    To groovin' with the Doobies in my Malibu white-souling tones

    Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones

    (He's older than the Beatles, but younger than the Rolling Stones)

    My military knowledge for I'm plucky and adventury.

    Embraces M*A*S*H and Star Wars and the 22nd century

    Yes sir in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

    I am the very model of a modern major general

    (In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

    He is the very model of a modern major general)

    the references sure do date the movie though, doesn't it?

    Source(s): www.imdb.com
  • 1 decade ago

    i loved that movie with Kristy McNichol...I know that there is a pirate movie soundtrack...

  • 1 decade ago
    Source(s): just a quick google search
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