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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

the stress test . can you pass it?

Now, be honest, scroll slowly. Don't cheat and read the answers

before

answering the questions first.

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As

we

grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use

it,

you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or

non-loss

of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made

your

answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"get up now and do something else.

Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the next

question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content

yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World

However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made

from

blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black

house

is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"

why

are you still reading these??? If you said "glass," go on to Question

4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over

Germany (If you will recall,Germany at the time was politically

divided

into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO

engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is

also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the

engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack

in

the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany.

Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no

man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you

said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to

Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus; In

Reading,

six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two

people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16

people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on

In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at

Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than

you

Update:

iv got more so look out

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    this was abs. hilarious,

    i FAILED.

  • 1 decade ago

    As a senior citizen, I take a great deal of pride in telling you that I answered ALL of the questions correctly--no cheating, no looking ahead, no lie! I really liked it, because I think that most of the old coots that I know won't be able to do as well as I. I can hardly wait for an opportunity to give them the test (I'm assuming that you won't mind if I borrow it.) Granny

  • 1 decade ago

    I got all of them rite but found them quite interesting

    nice quiz and have a star

    my parents fail and thanx to u we r going 2 vacation on some island

    thanx

  • 1 decade ago

    This test was cute, I got the first 3 right but the rest of them wrong

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  • Laural
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Disappointing I only got three right not as good as I thought got Cows wrong and Bus one too so not as bright as i Thought

  • 1 decade ago

    I got them all wrong!

    And I am only 16.

    Gives a new meaning for the word stupidity,right?

  • 1 decade ago

    Fabulous fun - and I passed - almost missed the Bus Driver.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I've heard most of these before. I got all of them except for the "bury survivors" one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am so pooping dissapointed in myself. I failed to get past question number 1. I must open my eyes to the world around me. Wow. I am a dork. A really really hyper dork. But life is good!!!! :^)

  • 1 decade ago

    haha i love this. i got every single question wrong except for the one about the planes. But i was having wayy to much fun to stop!! Good job! :-D

  • 1 decade ago

    i passed them all and didn't find it very challenging

    but for the record I can see how people might get confused with the green house question in that-its implied you are speaking about brick homes. In A LOGIC test-if you answer a green house is made of glass (which technically ITS NOT) you'd have failed a logic test miserably

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