zaii00
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zaii00 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington?

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.

As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''

George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''

And Bill Clinton's eyes light up and he says, ''Do we have time?''

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    That's a good one!!

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  • Cindy
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    4 years ago

    Makes about as much sense as the rhetoric coming from all angles. i.e. Clintonistas think Bush is stupid simply because he's from the south, better yet, Texas while Clinton is from ARKANSAS which is far more deprived. Bushwazi's think Clintonistas are hijacked by socialists aka communists in drag via liberals and the communist manifesto Clintonistas hate not having a monopoly on morality, but claim it based on their omniscience in regards to global warming, macro-economics, and blah blah blah. Bushwazis think Clintonistas are tolerate everything but their rival religous counterparts using their tax dollars as their charity rather than through their own moral efforts. In the end, those that get shiat done are the ones that are focused on what is important and organize efforts to make changes for whats best for America. Then you have democrats who choose to biatch about everything under the sun and protest and chunk rocks at people. In short, I think Bush likes clinton because he can turn a BJ from one of his subordinates into a handshake to fellow democrats, anyone who has that mind control over such useful idiots is an enemy I'd like to keep close.

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  • 1 decade ago

    How about this one: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, George Bush, and Bill Clinton were on a plane. George W. wanted to make 100 people happy so he threw out 100 dollars. Abe wanted to make 1,000 people happy, so he threw out 1,000 dollars. George B. wanted to make 10,000 people happy so he reluctantly threw out 10,000 dollars. Bill wanted to make everyone happy so he jumped out of the plane.

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  • Keisha
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    1 decade ago

    Vote Bill for President

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hell yeah! Good old Clinton gotta love him

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  • 1 decade ago

    My husband really liked this one. You get an A

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

    Gotta love Bill, he is just consistent, after any piece, any place and any time.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that was a good one, I'll give you a star for that one

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  • 1 decade ago

    What about Dick Cheney?

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  • Netti
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    1 decade ago

    lol!

    i will admit it took me a while but i got it.

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