Is this joke anti-Democratic or anti-Republican?
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window,"Need a lift?" "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man. "Republican." I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," Yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer,"Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
Finally, I yelled,"Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and, already, I want to screw somebody."