Jokes needed for Kindergarten kids about "States" or "Cities".?

My 6-yr-old needs jokes about States or Cities, whether United States or Australian States or Canadian Providences or from anywhere.

This is all he has so far...

(1) What's "round" on the ends and "hi" in the middle?

Ans: Ohio

(2) Why can Mississippi see further than the other states?

Ans: Because it has more eyes!

(3) What's another way to spell Mississippi?

Ans: M-i crooked letter crooked letter i, crooked letter crooked letter i, humpback humpback i.

(4) How's another way to spell Tennessee?

Ans: One-a-see, Two-a-see, Three-a-see, Four-a-see, etc.

So don't be a square from Delaware, help the kid out. Oh, and I know the one about I-da-ho, but don't think that'll go over well in kindergarden. (But tell me your version anyway. LOL)

Will accept any and all. I'll just sort them out later. Thanks

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Here's a site that they have a bunch on. :-)

    http://www.tripkids.com/fun/jokes.html

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What did Delaware?

    Her New Jersey I think, Idaho, Alaska!

    (what did della wear?

    her new jersey i think, i dont know, i'll ask her!)

  • 1 decade ago

    what's the smallest dessert in the united states

    ans: Mini-soda

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol...good one.

    Keep it coming!!

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