If you had to be a Scientologist, a Mormon, or a Jehovah's Witness, which would you pick?

If possible, rank them as most to least desireable. 1, 2, and 3.
Update: UAdan06, it's not my desire to demean anyone.
Update 2: This question will be allowed to go to vote. Any potential bias on my part will not be reflected in choosing a Best Answer.
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