Wimpiest Dad!?

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the wimpiest. The first one says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he slides underneath out bed."

The second kid says, "That's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mother works nightshift, he sleeps with the women next door."

Update:

Hey bigguy what the hell are you talking about, its just a joke relax!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    wait till he tells his mom.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL! I've been that scared B4!

    That was a good one 8 of 10 and a star!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Too funny lol my dad was like that too!;)

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  • SLOMO
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Is that why my neighbor shows up naked at my door everytime it rains?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    thats cute. hes so right. that is pretty wimpy.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wait. so THAT was why my parents got divorced omg

    hahaha

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