another blonde joke?

Blonde and the ladder

Q : Why did the blonde women bring a ladder to the pub

A : Because she heard drinks were on the house

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  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL. All right!

  • A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.

    When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally

    fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased

    the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they

    called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.

    Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the

    dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a

    wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed

    his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

  • 1 decade ago

    classic not entirely funny blonde joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha lol funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    hehe

  • 1 decade ago

    lol.. thats funny!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lame..

  • 1 decade ago

    pretty cute. :)

  • kewl !!!!

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