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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke No. 19 New in the Neighborhood?

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest.

"Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with

Fannie Green every week for the last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'."

Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'."

The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon

when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short,

with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"

The altar boy replies, .................................

"No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".

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  • 1 decade ago
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    To funnnnnyyyyy thanks for the laugh! Star for u

  • milos
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    A blonde, brunette, and a crimson head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a jiffy the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the crimson head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the crimson head and the bronze to the blonde. As they located the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i don't want to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"

  • 1 decade ago

    just figured out that 'fannie green' is a pun of 'funny grin', connect it to the way she sits down a la sharon stone and voila! you got it.

    Source(s): 3 stars for its sense of humor 1 star for the use of wit
  • 1 decade ago

    That is just Ok..Imagine the faces of any priest reading this though..

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahhahahaahhaha that maade me laugh so its worth a star 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    James Joyce would love it.

    www.myvideotalk.com/jerome

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah thats a good one..well its ok

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one - I just sent that one out to friends. When it comes back to your from someone else, you'll know you're responsible.

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ahahaha! "They" took this one away from me when I posted it some time ago.

    It is Hilarious! LOL.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats not even funny, was that a typo

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cute

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