Always Blonde women? How about blonde men....?

Chris W. told this somewhere about a week ago and I think it deserves another airing...to show that it is not only the female blondes ...lol A blonde guy gets home early from work to find his wife completely naked, lying on the bed, sweating and panting. "What’s up, darling? " he asks. "... show more Chris W. told this somewhere about a week ago and I think it deserves another airing...to show that it is not only the female blondes ...lol

A blonde guy gets home early from work to find his wife completely naked, lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What’s up, darling? " he asks.

" I'm having a heart attack "she says,

He immediately rushes downstairs to phone for an ambulance but just as he is dialling, his young son rushes up,

" Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted is hiding in the wardrobe and he's got no clothes on."

The guy rushes back upstairs past his screaming wife and opens the wardrobe door, and there, sure enough, is his brother Ted........................................
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"You rotten b**tard!! My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!!’’
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