Always Blonde women? How about blonde men....?

Chris W. told this somewhere about a week ago and I think it deserves another airing...to show that it is not only the female blondes ...lol

A blonde guy gets home early from work to find his wife completely naked, lying on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What’s up, darling? " he asks.

" I'm having a heart attack "she says,

He immediately rushes downstairs to phone for an ambulance but just as he is dialling, his young son rushes up,

" Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted is hiding in the wardrobe and he's got no clothes on."

The guy rushes back upstairs past his screaming wife and opens the wardrobe door, and there, sure enough, is his brother Ted................................................

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"You rotten b**tard!! My wife is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the kids!!’’

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  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    lmao I guess the blond men aren't much different from the blond women. this was a good one, keep them coming. had me in near tears from laughing so much, you deserve a star

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  • 1 decade ago

    Wow, man +woman +blond = fake heart attack

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  • 1 decade ago

    Star!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Funny! Funny!

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  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard this plenty of times, but it's still funny! Here's your star! *

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  • 1 decade ago

    I have heard this before and it gets funnier each time I hear it!

    Thanks for the laughs...revisited.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Women are crazy dont ya know?

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  • haha i didnt see it the first time but that is effin awsome!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    See...it's not just us blondes women!

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  • 1 decade ago

    even it rerun still so funny, LMAO

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