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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub."

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  • Viaa
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol

    i needed that this morning.

    Thanks.

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao good 1

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    Heard it before but I love it...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha ouch!

  • 1 decade ago

    no bad.....I give it a 6

  • 1 decade ago

    yeah, that was cute

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL! STAR YOU AWESOME =)

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