gurl who need a laugh and men who think they can handle it.. PART 2?

Question

Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her

husband is every night?

A.. A widow.

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women?

A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge

and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in

bed and go to the fridge.

Q.What is the one thing that all men at singles bars

have in common?

A.They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so

beautiful?"

God: "So you would love her."

Man: "But God, why did you make her so

dumb?"

God: "So she would love you."

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

silly but good for a little laugh.

Thanks

Answer 2

If a man spoke in the forest and there was no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Male nurses give deeper injections.

Answer 3

I particularly enjoyed the woman who knows where her husband is one.

Answer 4

Those are true jokes. But messed up. Keep them coming.

Answer 5

man says to woman hey you dumb ( unt know get all mad and report me just like a little bit(h

Answer 6

very good i liked the first one!!

Answer 7

they were all so awesome!! i loved them all STARS for you!!