funny or not..............?

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Use a pencil till I get there

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

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Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Don't talk rubbish!

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

That's baaaaaaaaaad!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

Have you tried taking the spoon out?

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

I'll deal with you later.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

One at a time please

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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake

Sleep in another room then!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Wonderful Kathie ...... in this e-age also I find there are some who are fond of such clean jokes and riddles. I would prefer to get more and more from you. Do you know what happened after reading your question. Listen please -

    After viewing such a long series of amazing jokes, I met a eye specialist to check up my eye-sight. Very innocently I asked him with academic interest -"Doctor, why we see things smaller from distances"? The doctor did not answer to my question and just checked my eye-sight and prescribed me. I again asked him the same question but in a different manner. It was like that - "Doctor, whenever we see things from long distances, we find it smaller. Is it good". The doctor then replied "Yes , for commercial sake". I was confused and asked "Doctor, I cannot follow you". The doctor replied "Take an example. Have you ever seen an aeroplane landed on the ground? You will see how big it is. It must take huge volume of paint to paint it. But when it is up on the sky it looks very small. If you paint it then, very little quantity of paint will be required to paint it. Am I clear"?

    If you so please, you may send such jokes to my other IDs - cgcri_rnd@hotmail.com, rathin@cgcri.res.in

    Immense thanks and with all best wishes.

  • 1 decade ago

    7 on 10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes this is funny girl good job i love them all lol 10/10.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats very funny..10/10...had great laugh...

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  • 1 decade ago

    the second to last one was ok but the rest were dry

  • 1 decade ago

    :) hey its really funny n it seem to me some what like a poem

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, pretty innocent, funny =)

  • 1 decade ago

    Well they were very funny when I was a kid in junior school !!

  • zza
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    yeah their funny heard b4 but they still give laughs!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well, i laughed.

    but then again, i tend to laugh at really lame jokes...

    i guess that they are so lame that they are funny.

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