What is the funniest pick up line you have ever heard?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice legs,what time do they open?..

    Nice spread!

    edit.too funny maeveangel!....lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    I did this for a bet, and it actually worked!

    I squatted down beside her and looked at her butt, then started fixing my hair. She looked down at me and was of course, pissed. I stood up and said, "I was just using the mirror!" She looked at me all stupid. I said, "that must be a mirror, because I can see myself in your pants."

    It wasn't the line that worked, it was the fact that I started a normal conversation with her after that. She was cute.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    My name is Fred Flintstone and I'd like to make your Bed Rock!

  • I have tatts & one of them is on my upper shoulder, it doesn't look that great anymore & needs to be redone, but one guy was sitting

    next to me @ a bar & he said nice tatt, I said oh thanks & then ran to my boyfriend ( hubby now)

    who had just finished playing a song w/ his band (lol)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Charmingly oddest: Girl, did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

    Silliest: I'm glad I brought my library card, because I'm going to check you out!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me

  • 1 decade ago

    You remind me of someone I met in a dream once...a wet dream.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    once this "straight" guy sed to me

    "IM MARRIED BUT DONT LET THAT STOP YOU"

    he wos like old n everything eww!

  • 1 decade ago

    If I could make you come with one finger.... Imagine what I could do with my entire hand!!

    Source(s): Kadija S
  • 1 decade ago

    I LOVE your shirt! It would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor!!

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